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People Who Call Instead of Texting Are Committing Emotional Violence

People Who Call Instead of Texting Are Committing Emotional Violence There are only a few things in modern life that can instantly raise a person’s heart rate: a message from your boss that says “Can we talk?”, an email that says “Per my last email,” and an unexpected phone call. An unexpected phone call is not communication. It is an ambush. Let’s be honest about what happens when your phone rings in 2026. Nobody thinks, “Oh nice, a call! I hope it’s a lovely spontaneous conversation.” No. Your brain immediately goes to: “Who died?”, “What did I forget to pay?”, “Why is this person not texting like a normal human being?” We live in a world where food, transport, dating, shopping, and therapy can all be arranged without speaking to a single human being, and yet there are still people — confident, unbothered, emotionally unpredictable people — who will just press the call button with no warning. No text. No context. Just vibes and chaos. These people are not communicati...
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The “Safety First” Mentality: Why We’re Afraid to Take Risks

The “Safety First” Mentality: Why We’re Afraid to Take Risks “A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.” — John A. Shedd There is a disease spreading through modern society, and no, it’s not a virus, it’s not inflation, and it’s not politics. It’s called “Safety First.” Now, on paper, safety sounds like a wonderful idea. Wear a helmet. Save money. Don’t talk to strangers. Have a stable job. Don’t take risks. Don’t fail. Don’t try anything you might be bad at. Don’t start a business. Don’t quit a job you hate. Don’t move to a new city. Don’t speak up. Don’t stand out. Don’t offend anyone. Don’t try, don’t fail, don’t fall, don’t lose, don’t risk. Stay safe. Stay comfortable. Stay exactly where you are. And then one day, wake up at 45 years old wondering why you feel like you missed your own life. Modern society is obsessed with safety. Not just physical safety — emotional safety, financial safety, social safety, career safety, opinion safet...

Why People Ghost You and Then Send a “Hey” Six Months Later: A Love Story

Why People Ghost You and Then Send a “Hey” Six Months Later: A Love Story Modern dating has created a new kind of romance. Not the old romance with love letters, long phone calls, and dramatic airport scenes. No, modern romance is much more efficient. Modern romance is disappearing for six months and then sending: “Hey.” Just “Hey.” Not “Hey, how are you?” Not “Hey, I’m sorry I disappeared like a WiFi signal in a tunnel.” Just “Hey.” Like nothing happened. Like they went to buy milk and came back half a year later. The Psychology of the Six-Month “Hey” Let me translate what that “Hey” actually means: “Hey” = I am bored. “Hey” = The person I liked more than you didn’t work out. “Hey” = I just remembered you exist. “Hey” = I want attention but not responsibility. “Hey” = I am testing if you are still available. “Hey” = Please confirm you are still emotionally stupid. It is not a greeting. It is a radar signal . They are not starting a conversation. They...

Why Your Mid-Life Crisis Corvette Is A Moving Target For Ridicule

Why Your Mid-Life Crisis Corvette Is A Moving Target For Ridicule There are few more recognizable symbols in modern society than the Mid-Life Crisis Car. You’ve seen it. Everyone has seen it. A bright red sports car driven by a man whose music playlist still contains songs from 1998 and whose knees make a clicking sound when he stands up. And at the top of this mid-life food chain sits the king of the species: the Corvette guy . Now, let’s be clear. The Corvette is not a bad car. It’s fast, it’s loud, it looks aggressive, and for the money, it’s actually a very impressive piece of engineering. The problem is not the car. The problem is the story everyone assumes comes with it . When a 28-year-old drives a sports car, people think: “Wow, he’s doing well.” When a 52-year-old drives a bright yellow Corvette, people think: “Uh oh. Something happened.” You can call it unfair, but you cannot call it inaccurate. The Universal Mid-Life Crisis Starter Pack The Mid-Life C...

I Would Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong: A Survival Guide to Confidently Incorrect People

I Would Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong: A Survival Guide to Confidently Incorrect People There is a special place in every office, WhatsApp group, family dinner, and internet comment section reserved for one species of human: the Confidently Incorrect Person. You know this person. Everyone knows this person. This is the individual who is wrong in a way that is not quiet, not humble, not uncertain — but wrong with confidence , wrong with volume , wrong with PowerPoint slides . These people don’t just spread misinformation. They announce it like they’re launching a satellite. The problem with confidently incorrect people is not that they are wrong. Everyone is wrong sometimes. You are wrong sometimes. I am wrong sometimes. That’s called being human. The problem is the confidence . The unshakeable, titanium-reinforced certainty built on a foundation of wet tissue paper and Facebook posts. They don’t say, “I think.” They say, “Actually…” And when someone sta...

Sorry Karen, the World Doesn’t Owe You a Personal Assistant

An Open Letter to the Chronically Churlish & Professionally Offended Well, well, well. If it isn’t you again. Yes, YOU—the one currently rehearsing your Oscar-worthy performance of outrage because the avocado in your overpriced toast dared to be slightly less photogenic than the Instagram post that lured you here. Do you feel that? That subtle tension in the air? That’s not the universe conspiring against you, sweetheart. That’s called reality—and it’s time you checked into it. Let’s get one thing straight, Karen—and yes, we’re using the name, because let’s be honest, you’ve EARNED it—the world is not your personal assistant. That beleaguered barista? Not your emotional support human. The retail associate? Not your Google-search lackey. The customer service agent? Absolutely not your verbal punching bag because your artisanal, gluten-free, soul-aligned expectations weren’t met. You sweep through stores and cafés like a hurricane of entitlement, leaving baffled staff and secondhand ...

Grounded in Reality: Why Are You Still Obsessing Over Air Stewardesses? (Seriously, Get a Grip.)

Let’s cut the engines for a second and address the elephant in the cramped economy cabin:  Why, in the year of our flying cars (almost), are people  still  utterly obsessed with air stewardesses like it’s some 1965 Pan Am fever dream?  What bizarre, outdated lobe of your brain is stuck on this? It’s not just baffling; it’s borderline pathetic. We get it. Decades of Hollywood and advertising sold you a fantasy: impossibly glamorous women gliding down aisles in cinched uniforms, radiating serenity while handing out tiny bags of pretzels. They were the epitome of “jet set” elegance.  Newsflash: That ship has sailed. Crashed. And been recycled into eco-friendly carry-ons. Here’s the cold, recycled cabin air hitting your face: It’s Not the 60s Anymore:  That hyper-stylized, borderline fetishized image is  history . Crew today are professionals – diverse in age, gender, body type, and background. They’re not there to fulfill your “Coffee, Tea, or Me?” fantas...